So I’ve never been big into blogging but have recently been persuaded by my next door neighbor to take it up due to my unreasonably inappropriate and entertaining lifestyle. I’m also getting ready to go through some pretty significant life changes so I figured I’d entertain the world (aka my 2 readers) with my stresses, tears, and ridiculous situations I periodically find (put) myself in.
But I figure though if I’m going to do this…we need to set some ground rules:
1) If you are in my immediate family, are a good friend of mine, or have ever hooked up/dated me/intend to date me, I must advise that you don’t read this due to the fact that you’re probably in it and will most likely be offended by what I have to say.
2) For all you creepers and stalkers out there I must warn you that I am armed with a green belt in karate as well as a very nice pair of blue nun chucks which although I don’t exactly know how to hurt somebody with… I can do some pretty intimidating routines with.
3) If you are offended by foul language, vulgar topics, sex, or drugs…probably not the blog for you to keep up with
Other than that happy reading :-)
perfect.
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